Sexy in the Suspenders Stamp

For us Pokey/Porky(whichever name you believe in) fangirls, Pokey/Pokey is by all means sexy and sports his clothing with grace.

I don't know if he wears overalls or suspenders in his Earthbound sprite but I know in his official artwork for Earthbound he wears suspenders and in Mother 3 he does too so I just went with majority rules.

You're probably wondering where this thought came to mind...It was a boring day in science and we given computers to go on the internet with our lab partners. (name is changed to protect identity of person) Ale, my old lab partner, is well aware of my crush _{what he would call obsession}with Porkles~ So while we got bored working on our project we looked up in Google Images, "Cat shooting lasers from their eyes at cities", "King of Sweden wearing funny hats" , and of course, "Porky Minch". So eventually it just happened. Now whenever I say it, Ale has a panic attack or says, "No!" It's actually quite humorous!

So yes, Porky Minch is sexy in the suspenders. All you Porky haters are going to have to deal with that!

Porky Minch (c) Nintendo

Sexy in the Suspenders (c) KookyvonKrazy